Bureaucratically, I'm dead!

Oh me, oh my! What am I going to do? Why did I ask Yossarian to put my name on McWatt’s flight roster? I needed my four hours per month of flight time, but I hate flying!!! It was the best solution. But now, I’M DEAD! According to the military records I, Doc Daneeka, was on the training flight with McWatt when he killed Kid Sampson and then flew his plane into the mountain. I am dead in their minds simply because my name was on the roster with McWatt’s! Sergeant Knight pronounced me dead while I stood next to him. We watched the plane crash into the mountain together!!! This is sooooo crazy! I don’t know what I’m going to do. Even Gus and Wes said I’m dead while I was standing right in front of them. …War does crazy things to people. No one in a position of leadership wants to admit that there was a mistake in their bureaucratic rulings. I have to find some way to prove I’m alive without making “them” look bad!!!